In the archives of F&K Cigar Company, it is truly written:
"In Days of Yore, it came to pass that an old customer, who was never happy with his pipe tobacco, finally found the right blend. Upon his next visit, he declared "I want more of that horse shit tobacco you sold me!" Upon that very spot, the proprietors of F&K named the light English mix "Merde de Cheval Blend".
Distributed by F&K, under the stern supervision of Pierre de la Crotine, this legendary tobacco is now available, and awaits the consideration of your discerning palate.